"welcome to deerfield, tiresome traveler. you've come a long way. be warned that this website contains content intended for mature audiences only (18+) and handles subject matter pertaining to topics like: suicide, self-harm, hypersexuality, body horror, dissociation, depersonalization, and more. caution is necessary for the sake of the soul, my friend."

"the site was constructed on an 1080x1920 Google Chrome browser at 100%zoom. apologies for any broken code you may come across - the people are deerfield are learning with haste. we hope you'll be pleased to meet everyone in due time."

"now, do you wish to P R O C E E D ? ? ?"